Um. No.

"Tristan" (casselts) 10/11/2016 at 20:47 • Filed to: None

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F’n Craigslist.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 20:52

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What do you look like?

Ur mom

OH SNAP

jkm7680 > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 20:52

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Please, please, please send him this picture.

TheHondaBro > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 20:52

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Lookin’ goood.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 10/11/2016 at 20:53

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That’s fucking scary.

Tristan > jkm7680 10/11/2016 at 21:04

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Damn... I wish I would have thought of that...

jimz > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 21:04

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oh, my god, Craigslist nutjobs. years ago, the first time I listed my SRT-4 for sale I put it on CL. I got the usual morons, but one stood out. he texted me asking something like “hey man is the srt still for sale?” when I responded in the affirmative, he replied “cool man, I have a totally built eclipse” and then he shit a bunch of pics of his car into my phone. I honestly couldn’t figure out whether or not he was hitting on me.

jkm7680 > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 21:04

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So I’ll assume you got rid of his number haha.

Tristan > jkm7680 10/11/2016 at 21:07

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He replied back claiming it was a misunderstanding after I said that it’s not standard practice for me to send selfies to Craigslist randos. Supposedly someone was sending weird texts... whatever. I don’t think I’ll be meeting with them.

Tristan > jimz 10/11/2016 at 21:09

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I have a cat. His name is Buttons.

jkm7680 > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 21:09

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Ahh, gotcha.

Save it for next time haha.

Scimitar7 > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 21:16

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That’s when you send a picture of an AH-64 Apache Longbow. When/if they respond with “no, I mean pics of you”, you send them endless “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” memes. And yes, that is a thing

Stephenson Valve Gear > TheHondaBro 10/11/2016 at 21:41

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Holy Cow... looks just like the other person! They must be long lost twins!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 22:03

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Were you all like “why is that relevant in any way?” :/

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan 10/11/2016 at 22:13

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When I sold my Paseo, I was so burned out on my last CL experience that I made reply email only. Was much less awful.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/11/2016 at 22:15

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I may have to do this. I only get spambots in my email normally.

Tristan > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/11/2016 at 22:16

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Yup.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan 10/12/2016 at 00:10

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You’ll get those, but better your burner email than complete strangers having your phone number and texting you at 3am.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/12/2016 at 01:55

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Hmm... I have much to learn from you... I’ve sold soooo many things on the CL, and every time it is sheer awfulness and pain.

Tapas > Tristan 10/12/2016 at 02:45

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Send a picture of Mr. T

Tristan > Tapas 10/12/2016 at 04:06

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But what if I don’t truly pity the fool?

Nauraushaun > Tristan 10/12/2016 at 08:15

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